This is a picture of my uncle Scott Wayne Johnson. I guess I am having one of those nostalgic days, so I thought I would share it with you. He is in front of the lilac bushes at his home in Downs, Kansas. I know this is a reprint and not an original, but the reprint is still an antique and the fact that there is a little wear to the picture makes it more endearing to me. In the next few days, I will be sharing Nostalgic Parts of My Life.
96% Kansans say, "holy sh*t," before crashing into a ditch. The other 4% from Ks.say, "hold my beer and watch this shit!!!"
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you
ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I
can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who
were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ... Kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I
yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh*tout of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Couple of minutes ago.'
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